Voxelstein 3D

Es ist unglaublich!

So a friend told me about Voxelstein, and I'm like "Oh cool...another bad loking WW2 game..." And didn't even play.

Another friend brought it up when we were talking about a very similar game. He told me it was the 3D version. This made me pay attention.

I begged Voxel to take me back, pleaded even. Finally, she opened up.



The menu is really for show, because I can't figure out how to do anything [It does see my computer specs though, neat!]



Heed the warning, even though the game isn't all that gory.





My reaction was "Shit. I'm in a cage with a knife..." My next reaction was "Why didn't nazi Germany deem it necessary to take my knife away?"

So Here I am in a fucking cage. Why God, Why. I'm bored, and figured the developer gave me time to wait until I got molested by a guard. So I start shanking the bars.



Magic.

The genius of Voxelstein is that it is near fully destructible. I don't mean there are about 3 lamps that gib. No, Everything [excluding some walls and heavy items] is fully destructible.

This makes the game 10x as fun.

As I march out of my cell, all proud like, I spot a guard!



Shit, he won't like a random dude with a knife. I managed to kill him, and admire the scenery.





Pretty.

As I march through this odd prison, I find interesting locals. A papal shooting range, a Bar, and a National Socialist library!



I found a locked door, and used it as an excuse to blow a hole in shit.



Best hole ever.

So, finally I get to a window. Normally, You'd be like "Freedom! BUT WHY IS IT SO FAR AWAY!"

Not here.



I shanked those bars, and hard.



Hoo Rah, or whatever German marines say.