Postal 2, Captains log, stardate unknown.

I recently got Postal 2, and decided to play it. I have never even seen a demo, so this was a first for me.

The opening cinematic showed [Ahem] Some nice character models.



After an intro of waking up at a hospital [Cliche, I know] It put a hilarious twist on it. The protagonist received foreclosing notices, divorces, and other happily themed notes.




"My wife left me? finally theres good news!"

The first indication of a plot movement is a sperm donation ad.



Eager to do his part, our hero embarks to jerk off into a bucket and collect the reward.



My first weapon, oddly, was a box of scissors. Why a hospitol has boxes of non-surgical scissors is beyond me.



Sharp.



"No I'm alright, really. I'm not prone to violent outbursts of scissors with this head wound!"



In case of leg fires, always go to the left.

Finally, I reach the sterilized donation room.



A cinematic goes over to a nearby lab.





Nothing insidious here- OH GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?"



So after I apparently break a record, I casually walk around, hoping to grab my cash and get the fuck out of dodge.





Hmmm, a dead body that I didn't actually kill? Let's investigate!



Wow, I guess my head wound IS severe. And to top it off, I'm sober.



Little demon children seem to like me. Want some matches little boy- OH GOD HE HAS A GRENADE!



I'm back? Cool! And no permanent dameghsuggagoighhgghghhmjmklmklmklklmkl...



Gotta love the character models.



Where are all these corpses coming from?



Let me just walk over- OH GOD...CAT FEET, DAMN YOU SCIENCE!



Lazy Mexican janitor.



Fancy plumbing.

I will continue later idk.