Heart of Iron, Balls of Steel.

Continuing from my last post.



Uh guys, what about D-day? Wheres Ryan? Doesn't he need saving?!?



John Wayne does his thing in Hong Kong, as he films Blood Alley early.



Wow, that was not supposed to happen, Russia's gone man, Russia's gone.



; _ ;



Irland is fighting off these nazis. I really messed up history, huh?



WHAT HAPPENED TO ATTACKING ITALY GUYS, REALLY.



Dropping like flys....

After that I got bored, Canada is too far away from Europe to attack.

So, in conclusion, Canada sucks, and because I tried to build up Canadas military to make them strong, I created NAZILAND EUROPE.

Goodday fine sirs, enjoy your milk.

Heart of Iron, Will of Paper.

So I got this totally awsome game, Hearts of Iron 2. It lets you reenact WW2 from many different countries.

Canada fags are all like "HURR WE DON SUK :d" So I choose Canada for WW2.





My entire army.



And my entire navy. Wow.

I want to look around, so I send my navy out into the sea, What can happen?



I felt it time to buff out this pathetic excuse for a military. In Hearts of Iron, your economy and military production takes place mainly through here. The sliders shift importance from money, supplies, and industry. It's a clever system, but takes some practice.

In euro-land, Poland is getting it hard.



Very Hard.

Hey, I almost forgot about my navy, lets check up on it...



;_;



I'm going to have to plan for an offensive, at least try to get back on Germany for wiping off my 5 ship navy.



I move my army to the coast, and get to work.



That should work, plenty of troops and transports.

Back in Europe,



France is getting slapped.



Like, slapped across the face.

Back in America, Pearl Harbor.



As Russia takes some heat.



They can handle it, right?



My god, It's like pop-ups.





Ow, sorry Ruskis, I can't really help you.



Uhhh...Was this supposed to happen? Didn't Russia start winning eventually?



D:

I think I should help, TIME TO MOVE MY FLEETS :SERIOUSFACE:



Thank's Vista, we're all proud.

共和国のコマンド

So, picking off where we left off.....



A geonosian hive thing, neat.



Lets remodel!



In Republik Kommandos, the easiest way to do something, is to do it yourself.



Unless theres a risk. Then your squad can do it. My character has all the damage absorption as a 1988 tissue, while my allies are fucking Iron Man.



See what I mean?



Yea, do it for me.





Wow, it just *happened* to be strong enough to cross this chasm. It's not like the demolitions work we did made it weaker or anything.



Moving on, into the DROID FACTORY DUN DUN DU-



Wow. Not only do geonosians 1 shot you, the super droids one shot you AND your team.



Really smart devs, really smart. It takes about 3 clips from each squad member to kill this thing. The jedi didn't have a problem with these whores, did they? No.



And stay down.



JESUS THERE'S MORE.



But please, delta squad, take your time healing me. I'm only bleeding internally.



This place is full of near immortal faggots, isn't it.



They can melee as well...fuck.



Hey, did you notice what my green teammate is doing? Yeah! He's running back and forth, from a perfectly safe firing position, to an open position every 2 seconds. Normally, I wouldn't care. BUT THE PATH HE TAKES IS TO WALK, STANDING, THROUGH MY BULLETS.



But please, take your time.



Wow, even the automated voices mock me.



So, after we take out the power supply, the commander guy is all "You shut down the base, I am reading no power levels. Good work!"

Why are there still lights? And blue shield walls? And moving conveyor belts?

Now, we head outside to rescue a downed gunship. Lets go gang-



Geonosians.









Tune in next time.