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I made a portal compilation, because it shows off anything better than words. Also, it looks cool.

Team Fortress New!

So, I haven't blogged in a while, so thats why I'm going to hit you with this, and a Portal review.

It all starts with the new heavy update. The biggest thing, I thought, was the new gamemode, Arena. In arena, you have only one life, and it plays like a team deathmatch. It has a slew of new maps, with 3 remixed ones and 2 brand new ones [and a whole new setting!].

My first match was in Ravine.



I joined a little late, and the team I was put on lost, which showed me a new mechanic. The 'bench'.

If you lose, you may have to sit out for a round.

The next new map is Lumberyard.



It takes TF2 out of the normal desert, and into a forest setting. I love it, because it makes the already perfect game more attractive.

So, to further show the new arena mode to you, here is a video I made.

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

So I went to Battleship Cove Sunday. It was awesome. Unlike other tours, where there a guide going "And here is a point of interest. Lets move on." This was self guided. You got to see everything. They have the USS Massachusetts,



USS Lionfish,


USS Joseph P Kennedy,


2 PT boats,



and the Hiddensee, a Soviet missile boat.




If you ever find yourself in Fall River, go see it.



Yea.

Dorf Fortos

So, I'm hooked. Like, completely. I haven't done anything outside of My major project. The Blood Tower and Black Roost. All morning I've been playing DF and listening to Edith Piaf non stop. Help me?

If I ever get this tower finished, I will do blog and Sunrise stuff....but....They need me, you know?

Es gibt eine Ziege in meinem Gammler! Es fühlt sich warm unbequem, aber...

Hat jemand irgendwelche lubericants?


So anyway, the technical difficulties I talked about. I recently bought

So I can run games smoother, and run more games [It all is very complex].


UNFORTUNATLY



That needs 350W of power minimum, and my PC only have 300W.

My only solution is to wait, and save enough for a decent Psu [I'm paranoid about them, since the Psu killed my last PC.]

So yea...

Prostal

OK so, I have a few technical difficulties I need to sort out, so Postal is postponed, as well as the whole "Let's Play", but we will return to our regularly scheduled programing.

Halo Fail...-o

Yea, so doing a vid on halo...sucked?

Sucked is the word.

Really, my mic wasn't captured properly.

Plus, trying to play Halo after playing all 3 is like....

I'll put it this way: Play Halo once, for like a minute, and you have already played the ENTIRE storyline of all three games.

Postal 2 will be for real next update.

Facing your F.E.A.Rs

Yea...the game itself runs at 5 fps, and filming cuts that in half.

I think Halo it is...

Officer, let me explain...

A "Let's Play!" Is a term referring to a video playthrough of a game, with a commentary to show the 'filmers' fears, thoughts, opinions, and explain parts of the game itself.

I think I'll try to play F.E.A.R, and I can guarantee I'll flip the fuck out.

Let's Gay!

Well, I think it's time for a post, and I will be planning a "Let's Play!" Of some games. I'm not sure which ones though.


For comedy, I plan on F.E.A.R. and Doom. For epic games, I plan o0n S.T.A.L.K.E.R, and :possibly: Half-Life 2. For shits and giggles, Postal 2.

Stay tuned.

Also Dwarf Fortress:
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-2898-noname

Fucking goblins...

Holy Shit

Whoa.

Catus Arcade

I got this awesome game yesterday, and I've been playing it since.

It's really a bunch of separate games, and each one brings something new to the table.

The games all vary, from retro designs, to one bad acid trip.



The collective gameplay is, in a word, addicting. You can play this collection for a year straight, and still find replay value in each one. Some more than others.

Take Seizure Dome for example. The game plays as a top down shooter, with excellent music and insane visuals, and is very combo oriented. The goal is to kill everything, and not get pushed out of the 'ring', like a sumo match.

Other games, like Shotgun Ninja, play as NES style platformers, where you jump around with your shotgun through various missions.



These screens and words hardly do the game justice, so I made this:



Now go play it.

Heart of Iron, Balls of Steel.

Continuing from my last post.



Uh guys, what about D-day? Wheres Ryan? Doesn't he need saving?!?



John Wayne does his thing in Hong Kong, as he films Blood Alley early.



Wow, that was not supposed to happen, Russia's gone man, Russia's gone.



; _ ;



Irland is fighting off these nazis. I really messed up history, huh?



WHAT HAPPENED TO ATTACKING ITALY GUYS, REALLY.



Dropping like flys....

After that I got bored, Canada is too far away from Europe to attack.

So, in conclusion, Canada sucks, and because I tried to build up Canadas military to make them strong, I created NAZILAND EUROPE.

Goodday fine sirs, enjoy your milk.

Heart of Iron, Will of Paper.

So I got this totally awsome game, Hearts of Iron 2. It lets you reenact WW2 from many different countries.

Canada fags are all like "HURR WE DON SUK :d" So I choose Canada for WW2.





My entire army.



And my entire navy. Wow.

I want to look around, so I send my navy out into the sea, What can happen?



I felt it time to buff out this pathetic excuse for a military. In Hearts of Iron, your economy and military production takes place mainly through here. The sliders shift importance from money, supplies, and industry. It's a clever system, but takes some practice.

In euro-land, Poland is getting it hard.



Very Hard.

Hey, I almost forgot about my navy, lets check up on it...



;_;



I'm going to have to plan for an offensive, at least try to get back on Germany for wiping off my 5 ship navy.



I move my army to the coast, and get to work.



That should work, plenty of troops and transports.

Back in Europe,



France is getting slapped.



Like, slapped across the face.

Back in America, Pearl Harbor.



As Russia takes some heat.



They can handle it, right?



My god, It's like pop-ups.





Ow, sorry Ruskis, I can't really help you.



Uhhh...Was this supposed to happen? Didn't Russia start winning eventually?



D:

I think I should help, TIME TO MOVE MY FLEETS :SERIOUSFACE:



Thank's Vista, we're all proud.

共和国のコマンド

So, picking off where we left off.....



A geonosian hive thing, neat.



Lets remodel!



In Republik Kommandos, the easiest way to do something, is to do it yourself.



Unless theres a risk. Then your squad can do it. My character has all the damage absorption as a 1988 tissue, while my allies are fucking Iron Man.



See what I mean?



Yea, do it for me.





Wow, it just *happened* to be strong enough to cross this chasm. It's not like the demolitions work we did made it weaker or anything.



Moving on, into the DROID FACTORY DUN DUN DU-



Wow. Not only do geonosians 1 shot you, the super droids one shot you AND your team.



Really smart devs, really smart. It takes about 3 clips from each squad member to kill this thing. The jedi didn't have a problem with these whores, did they? No.



And stay down.



JESUS THERE'S MORE.



But please, delta squad, take your time healing me. I'm only bleeding internally.



This place is full of near immortal faggots, isn't it.



They can melee as well...fuck.



Hey, did you notice what my green teammate is doing? Yeah! He's running back and forth, from a perfectly safe firing position, to an open position every 2 seconds. Normally, I wouldn't care. BUT THE PATH HE TAKES IS TO WALK, STANDING, THROUGH MY BULLETS.



But please, take your time.



Wow, even the automated voices mock me.



So, after we take out the power supply, the commander guy is all "You shut down the base, I am reading no power levels. Good work!"

Why are there still lights? And blue shield walls? And moving conveyor belts?

Now, we head outside to rescue a downed gunship. Lets go gang-



Geonosians.









Tune in next time.